Andazi kwakutheni ukuze abophe iboyfriend yakhe ngoluhlobo, ebezothini xa izandla zakhe bezikhululekile? Ngaba wayenokonakalisa iinwele zentloko ebomvu okanye athintele isithandwa sakhe ekukhupheni udoti wakhe ebhulukhweni? Ndiqinisekile ngewayethe cwaka naye ekhulule izandla.
Inenekazi elikhohlakeleyo kwaye liphuhliswe kakuhle kwimpundu. Kwaye malunga nokumunca uDick - ngokucacileyo awazi ngenene ukuba njani, ukutsho ukuba irekhodi yenza njani. Kodwa kwi-anus ufikelela kuyo ngovuyo olukhulu, unokubona indlela anandipha ngayo! Ekuphela kwesiphako - akabonisi nyathelo kwaye akatsibeli kwilungu lobudoda, ushiya wonke umsebenzi kumlingane wakhe, kwaye uyayonwabela nje loo nto! Kuyathandeka ngakumbi ukutsala inenekazi elinjalo kwindawo kwicala lakhe - kwaye likhululekile kwaye awukhathali kwaphela.
Awunakukhanyela ubuchule babafana - baphatha amanenekazi ngokusemandleni abo! Yayintle, ithambile kwaye ithambile ngokwaneleyo. Kwakucacile ukuba bobathathu babekholisiwe lunxibelelwano yaye babengafuni kuphinda baluphinde ngamaxesha athile! Ndimele ndithethe ngokunyanisekileyo, ukuba kunomdla kakhulu ukudlala nenenekazi lesakhiwo esikhulu akunakwenzeka ukuba uphumelele. Kwabathathu abanjalo udinga inenekazi eliguquguqukayo nelinomsindo elineentsinjana eziphuhliswe kakuhle!
Kumnandi ukubukela idiki emnyama ikhwelisa impundu yentombazana eblonde. Ufanele ukuba ngumgodi wokwanelisa amadoda amnyama kwaye aginye i-cum yabo enamathele. Kwaye yindima ayithandayo. Ndingathanda ukuya ngaphaya kwale mingxunya iphuhlileyo, imanzi ngolwimi lwam.
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